I'm kind of a big deal

leaving for my hiking trip today…. not bringing my computer so goodbye tumblr for a whole month D:

petitetiaras:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

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densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

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petitetiaras:

Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.

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hemsworths:

i dont understand why i cant buy a season pass to the movie theater 

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laurenyep:

“Totally worth it.” -Trees

“After reading these other funny quotations, I may actually read this now”- Lauren

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